Fellow Texters! Hail Mobile VoIP and the Smartphone Manifesto!

First off, as Comrade Campbell has noted , mobile VoIP (Voice over Internet Protocol) is a communication research platform that people use to send and receive phone calls with the Internet connection on a mobile device. This varies from standard cellular service as the call is not being placed through the voice network. Instead, the call is being transmitted over the network of a third party mobile VoIP (Voice over Internet Protocol) service provider.

The streets of Paris will run red with your

Carriers! The streets of Paris will run red with your... oh, sorry, wrong revolution... here we go... Carriers! Death to your voice plans, we have VoIP! Until further notice those of us who don’t live out in the sticks do.

Death to bloatware! Yeah okay, the iPhone’s one thing, however fellow Androiders, there is no reason for this madness! March on Motorola! Honestly, Motorola, HTC? For starters, let us delete the Blockbuster app without rooting our phone and voiding the warranty and our mood will improve markedly.

Long live Apple! Okay, we know you’ve lost Steve Jobs, however surely he left about ten years’ worth of innovations lying around? Use one -- Siri doesn’t qualify.

Unite your platform, Google! Unity! Long live Ice Cream Sandwich, now spare a thought for the hundreds of millions of phones out there struggling to catch up.