A boomer new year

3. Social Security The first wave of boomers will turn 66 in 2012, an age that will allow them to collect full social security benefits with no limit on how much they earn from other sources. What this means is that the people who needed the income had to take it before, at a lower payout. Nevertheless the people who didn’t need it could wait and at that time get a full payout. 4. Mobile Communication Mobile communication is expected to increase. This is a huge surprise, nearly rivalling the prediction of the rise in Spanx usage as the population ages. And, since mobile devices continue to get smaller and smaller, human fingers will as well get smaller, during eyes will get larger. Boomer fingers will remain the same size they have always been, thereby exacerbating the ongoing problem many boomers have with texting.

5. Cloud Computing There is predicted to be more use of the "cloud," a made up ficticious thing that doesn’t even exist, described as "the delivery of computing as a service or rather than a product, whereby shared resources, software, and information are provided to computers and other devices as a metered service over a network. Through an internet connection, you can access whatever applications, files, or data you have opted to store in the cloud--anytime, anywhere, from any device. How it gets to you and where it's stored are not your concern.Blah blah blah blah blah. Try getting a call back from your company IT guy. Gee, I guess he’s out there, sitting on his f-ing "cloud" and eating barbecue Tostitos.